Youkai: (screams in fear)
Hazel: Stop.
F/X: Abruptly.
Hazel: Haha, you're in luck.
---Now, can you lead us to your hideout right this instance?
Hakkai: I want to ask one question.
The women you abducted in this forest -- were they made prisoners?
Youkai: What's with that question...
Gojyo: I see, I see. Good luck in saving them.
Hazel: Oya,
You really are not going to lend a hand? That's cold~~~~
Gojyo: Ha That kind of provocation won't work on us.
I mean, didn't -you- take up their request of your own accord? Right, Sanzo?
Sanzo: We'll come along.
"Sa... Sanzo?"
F/X: rustle
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Door: Knock knock.
Youkai: 'Must be the guys who went out just now.
Youkai #2: Password?
: Ifuudoudou. (trans: majestic)
Youkai: (lifts bar) Okay, come in.
F/X: BLAM
Goku & Gojyo: Excuse us for disturbing.
F/X: Falls.
Youkai: Wh... Who are you?!
Hazel: Why... that's not very polite.
Gojyo: Shut up. I do as I please.
Goku: Shall we give them a proper greeting?
Youkai: Intruders! Get 'em!
F/X: Clash.
Youkai: Eh?
F/X: Flings away.
F/X: Lands heavily.
Youkai: What... what's with those guys?!
Kill! Kill them!!
F/X: Materialising.
Goku: Nyoibou!
/!!/
F/X: Clash.
Youkai: (cries out)
No... no way. You are that famous
Bishop Hazel's par... (stepped on)
Gojyo: That's enough already. (note: Again, Gojyo spoke Kansai-ben here)
I say, Shikyou-sama. We have no intention of lending you a hand.
Youkai: They're there!
There they are!
Gojyo: We are just cleaning up this mess our way.
Hazel: Hou, that's promising.
F/X: Fighting.
Gojyo: You'll pay for this, Shikyou-sama!?
Hazel: What a vibrant bunch of people.
Sanzo: Full of spirit, aren't you two?
Hakkai: Now then, can you tell me where the hostages are?
Youkai: (ack)
Hakkai: Gojyo, Goku!! Please head to the top floor.
Goku: All right!! If it's about physical strength, I don't think I'll---
Goku: ---lose.
F/X: tatata (rapid footsteps)
Goku: Tha--- that's fast!!?
Hazel: Not really, I'm not very confident of my pace, but...
I guess our stride lengths are different?
Gojyo: Goku, KILL that guy!!
Youkai: Who are you!?
Doesn't matter; kill them all!!
F/X: scrape, jump
Youkai: Wha...!?
Goku: Deryaa!!
Youkai: Gah-!
F/X: Impact.
Goku: Get outta my way!
F/X: Rapid footsteps.
Gojyo: Are those two -acrobats-...?
Hakkai: ---Sanzo.
What's come over you?
To be meddling in others' affairs...
Sanzo: ... ...
Hazel: Oh? It's a deadend.
Goku: Can't we go through this door?
F/X: bang
Goku: Ah, it opens!
Sanzo: Duck!
F/X: whistlewhistlewhistle
F/X: Impact.
F/X: Arrows piercing.
??: ---Gato!!
Youkai: Hyahaha! That's one down!!
Ha. (slash)
??: Oi, are you all right!?
Gato: ...Aa.
Hazel: Which is why I said,
As long as Gato is with me,
F/X: Ominous wind.
Goku: Ah... I see.
Gojyo: Jeez, that was bad for my heart oi!
F/X: Ominous.
Sanzo: ---That power.
Hakkai: Eh?
Sanzo: The ability to control souls freely...
I don't know what kind of saint he is, but---
Sanzo: He's not somebody whom any person can handle.
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Youkai: What's this---
Some commotion going on downstairs?
Youkai #2: Seems like it.
F/X: Door opens.
Youkai: Oi, guard, did something happ...
F/X: Falls.
Youkai: Kyaa!!
Another Youkai: !! Wha...
F/X: Hits floor.
F/X: Steps up.
Hazel: ...Aa. Lust -- it does not make one a hero.
Gojyo: Ow ow ow ow ow ow!!
Goku: Stuck, I'm stuck!!
Gato: Ah... Sorry.
Sanzo: What are those idiots doing...
Hakkai: Iya Doesn't suit us does it, this group activity thing.
Youkai: Why, y'all are humans!?
Youkai #2: Oi, gather all the guards!!
Hakkai: Aa, that's no use.
Because we'd let everybody take a rest. Only that it'll be an eternal sleep
Youkai: Whaddya say!?
And with just you guys!? That's... stupid!!
Gojyo: You wanna test who's the stupid one?
But only if you've got the guts, of course.
Youkai: Ku...!!
Woman: Kya...!!?
F/X: Snatch.
Woman: (scream)
Youkai: In any case,
You've probably come to take these women back!
If you don't back off there, this woman's life goes!!
Goku: ...Agaiiiin this pattern huh. (fed up)
Hakkai: Can't be helped, since they are facing an inevitable death.
Hazel: And as for that--- how should we go about doing it?
Hazel: Gato.
F/X: Cocks gun.
Hazel: I don't mind--- I can let the ladies die once.
Youkai: Wha...!?
Hazel: It's too bad, but that kind of threat doesn't work on me.
Goku: Wait... a moment, surely you aren't...
Gojyo: Are you for real?!
Hazel: Do not worry, because the ladies will be properly revived.
Gojyo: That's not the problem!!
Youkai: What... what are you talking about?!
Woman: No! Help me!
Hazel: Three youkai, three hostages.
Collect the souls and revive three people.
The sum is zero. (lit: "The plus-minus is zero")
Woman: Nooooooo!!
Hazel: Getting in the way -- isn't that flouting the rules?
Gojyo: Like we said,
"We have our own way of doing it."
Woman: (scream)
Hakkai: ---Hai, please calm down.
Woman: Ah, ah...
Hakkai: It's all right now.
Goku: ...Hazel
Were you seriously intending to kill the hostages?
Don't you think that's strange?!
Hazel: ...Don't say that.
Can you not tell I was exaggerating?
What are you getting so angry for?
Youkai: ...hel... (cough) Help...
Help me...
Sanzo: I certainly do not know about the outside world.
Sanzo: But, there are things I do know.
And life---
It is not to be consigned to enumeration. (lit: "you cannot count it as one or two")
F/X: Gunshot.
